Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Randomize
