let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just high enough for therapy.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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