On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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