nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
tell me about the fingering
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