he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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