Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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