did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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