I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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