If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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