I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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