I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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