I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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