my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
