Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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