he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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