I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
There r osticjed everywhere
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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