Non-Jews are for practice
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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