hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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