Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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