i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
apparently the secret to your success is patron
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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