ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I can't put those talents on a resume
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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