I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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