no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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