I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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