Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
