When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
