have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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