That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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