just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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