So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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