exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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