It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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