i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
