You're so nebulous sometimes
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Who did Billy Mays play for?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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