i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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