Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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