his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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