Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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