It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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