yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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