I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Enjoy the penises
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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