How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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