you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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