is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
True strength comes from lack of pants
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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