U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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