Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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