I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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