Your dad touched me again.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Are my feet made of real feet?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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