We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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