You surviving the open bar?
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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